Open Letter to the Jerk in the Beige Honda

Dear Sir,

Despite your insistence that I “get the fuck out of the road” bicycles are actually allowed on the road. Further, if you had taken the time to read the signs on the street you would have noticed that you were driving on a road that is also a bicycle route, and that bicycles are allowed “full use of the lane”. (despite the fact I was using far less than that).

I will assume your mother was killed by bicycle, which led to this hostility. I am sorry for your loss, and sorry to have to bring you the bad news that bikes are allow on roads that by all rights should be reserved for your car.

-Stephen

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